Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She announced her abortion via fbk
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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