She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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