ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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