But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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