dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
try to milk me bitch
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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