She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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