Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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