I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
id be glad to
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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