what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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