I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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