All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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