Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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