Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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