giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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