Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
