Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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