Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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