He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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