I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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