Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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