It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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