is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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