I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Randomize
