So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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