Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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