So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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