I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Found your dick twin last night
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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