a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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