question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I understand Curling. That high.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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