Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my shit smells like andre
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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