let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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