Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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