Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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