If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
