I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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