he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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