This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
