I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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