my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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