okay pat passed out under dana's car
operation harelip BJ is a go
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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