i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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