My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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