theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We had sex on a dog bed..
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Do plants get herpes?
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