i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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