I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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