I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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