dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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