We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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