i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish i was in the wii world.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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