Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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