i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
