i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
