Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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