NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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