Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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